🍺 "I'm Not Drunk, I'm Patriotic" T-Shirt

Show your playful patriotic spirit with this hilarious and eye-catching t-shirt that's perfect for summer BBQs, Fourth of July celebrations, or any time you want to bring some fun to your American pride!

✨ Design Features:
• Playful patriotic lettering in red, white, and blue
• Cute beer mug with American flag detail
• Festive balloon accents
• Stars and decorative elements
• Premium white t-shirt base
• Handmade in Austin, TX

👕 Shirt Details:
• Soft, comfortable cotton blend
• Relaxed, flattering fit
• Breathable fabric
• Durable print that won't crack or fade
• Perfect for hot Texas summers

🎉 Perfect For:
• Fourth of July celebrations
• Memorial Day BBQs
• Labor Day parties
• Beach days
• Patriotic bar crawls
• Gift for your favorite patriot

🧵 Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• No bleach
• Iron inside out if needed

💫 Why You'll Love It:
• Conversation starter
• Instagram-worthy design
• Comfortable for all-day wear
• Makes a great gift
• Pairs perfectly with shorts or jeans

🎨 Matching Suggestions:
• Pair with our defense keychains for a complete patriotic look
• Great match with our custom tumblers for the full party experience

💝 Handmade Quality:
Each shirt is carefully crafted with attention to detail, ensuring you receive a unique piece that shows your patriotic spirit with a side of humor!

🌟 Note: This t-shirt is part of our exclusive patriotic collection, perfect for showing your American spirit in style!